Kappa Kappa Pi

I know that it has been a while since I last blogged (okay, a LONG while), but I promise that this nextblog will make up for the vacation I went on.

Not many of you know, but back in my first year at college Bryn Huzzey and Idecided (because we didn't know anyone) to start our own fraternity. Wedecided to call it Kappa Kappa Pi and that it would take the school by storm.Well, it did. Before we knew it, all the upperclassmen guys wanted to be in itand before we knew it, we had a serious fraternity. This included stickers forthe member’s doors, official applications, and interview process, and 3 KKP rules:

1. No mom jokes toother members.
2. No hitting the crotch of other members.
3. No sharing of the "secret handshake".

If the rules were broken by any member, the punishment was a swirly in thehandicap washroom of our dorm. Both Bryn (kicking me in the crotch) and Corn(sharing the handshake) broke these rules. Here is the result:
Corn and I were watching the legendary movie "Tube Socks" tonight andit reminded us of the fraternity. So, I pulled out the old folder ofapplications and I want to share some of the answers with you. I hope youenjoy!

1.Favorite movie and why?
- “I love Never Been Kissed. I could watch it over andover again with my little pink teddy bear who’s name is snuggles, a warm applecider, and cheese fondue.” – Geoff Heith

2.Favorite thing to do?
- “Soccer and going poo.” – Gavin Brisco
- “Drink beer.” – Terrence Wiebe
- “Scan my butt.” – Adam Hook

3.What are your pet peeves?
- “Speedos, potato salad, and running out of toilet paper”– Joel Reimer
- “When Dave leaves his ice tea crystals all over thecounter.” – Gavin Brisco
- “Skinny girls who take shotgun and make you squish inthe back.” – Brett Donald
- “Girls who fart.” – ClarkMoran
- “Don’t have any, besides people.” - Terrence Wiebe

4.If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?
- "I would be a chimpanzee because they are social andrun around a lot. Also, Corn would like to be a monkey too, so we would have ablast!” - Joel Reimer
- “A Jesus lizard because they can walk on water.” - GavinBrisco
- “Lion because they can be lazy and people are stillscared of them.” – Bryce Edelman

5.If that animal had a super-power, what would it be and why?
- “I would poo steak, bananas, leafy green veggies, andthe like. With this power I would be a fully economic chimp that could surviveanywhere.” - Joel Reimer
- “Morphing powers, to morph into any bible character.” -Gavin Brisco
- “Farting.” - Terrence Wiebe
- “A panda with laser eyes.” - Adam Hook

6.Why do you want to join KKPi ?
- “I feel that being in a frat with Greek letters wouldincrease my cultural relevance… and I like pie.” - Joel Reimer- “Word on the street is that the weed here is awesome.”- Gavin Brisco

7.Any final comments?
- “I can kick myself in the head.” - Gavin Brisco
- “I have a hot body and I can make my man boobs dance.”- Joel Reimer
- “I would like to say that I’m really hot and if youlook into my eyes you’ll just sink into them forever… they’re my best feature.”– Geoff Heith