Reuben "insert middle name here" Kramer

About a month ago I was talking to Kaela and the issue of me NOT having a middle name came up in the conversation. This is a conversation I have ALL the time with people because it is pretty uncommon for someone not to have a middle name.

Fed up, I told Kaela that she should think of a middle name for me so that I would have to worry anymore. Well, Kaela didn't really think of one for me, so I am now calling out to YOU. I would like to know what you think my middle name should be and what you think would sound the best.

And yes, there is a prize for your suggestion being picked. I will officially change my name to what you picked and I will be known by that FOR-E-VER (well, not really). Impress me!

I am INCOMPLETE without a middle name